28 7 / 2014

"Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates."

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

(via occcident)

28 7 / 2014

  • 1: what are your plans for the weekend
  • 2: who knows
  • 2: (i know)
  • 2: (i'm not leaving the house)

28 7 / 2014

I heart Khloe and this blog will become an appreciation blog dedicated to her if I don’t go to bed soon. But I am addicted to TV and there’s no TV in the bedroom!! And there’s no couch so I can’t even fall asleep to the annoying lull of a TV. Ugh. And part 3 of their vacay in Thailand is about to start. In 30 more min.

I heart Khloe and this blog will become an appreciation blog dedicated to her if I don’t go to bed soon.

But I am addicted to TV and there’s no TV in the bedroom!! And there’s no couch so I can’t even fall asleep to the annoying lull of a TV. Ugh. And part 3 of their vacay in Thailand is about to start. In 30 more min.

(Source: disneyandfairytales)

28 7 / 2014

kardashiann-krazyy:

Step 1: Start off with a clean face and eyes, and apply an eyeshadow primer or concealer to the lid. I used Rimmel’s Wake Me Up concealer because it covers the darkness on my lids and makes an even base. (Totally recommend!)

Step 2: Take a smooth black pencil eyeliner and form a winged out…

I need to experiment like this. I was searching for Khloe Kardasian cuz she is my fave and this was just awesome.

(Source: kardashiann-krazyy)

28 7 / 2014

Reruns shows I would never chose on Netflix like Fraiser. And catching Zoey Deschanel long before we all knew her name!

28 7 / 2014

Lol this is how I feel when I go back to NJ #itsbeenover10years #imsocalinow

Lol this is how I feel when I go back to NJ #itsbeenover10years #imsocalinow

(via cbsundance)

28 7 / 2014

"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

the accuracy

(via missauset)

Bahah!!

(Source: vicebot, via occcident)

28 7 / 2014

"

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

"

28 7 / 2014

I am housesitting this week so that means I have cable! That means I’m watching “real” TV with “real” commercials and…sadly I’m seeing those amazon prime-verizon commercials where 9 year olds are telling us (well, 25 year olds that I think are me even though I’m 33) how to use technology and it’s scary. Like. Wtf marketers, don’t make your target audience feel so old so soon. I mean, damn. It’s kinda true but damn! It’s not right. 9 year olds should start with T9 and flip phones.

There’s this song, that gets stuck in my head, like a sickness, and it’s not good for the aging woman (read: I am obsessed) who seeks the illusion of forever youth because this song says “they only want you when you’re 17, when you’re 24, you’re no fun.” Ugh. Really. It’s so catchy that we sing it all the time (thanks iTunes Radio). So at 33, I like to taunt HB with it cuz he’s 27 now and I want him to feel old too (but you def know he’s 5.5 years younger than me which I like to brag about in my desperate attempt to preserve/disguise my age).

So I’ll go back to watching Botched and Keeping Up With The Kardashians now. Kinda looking forward to returning to my non-cable lifestyle. Commercials blow.

27 7 / 2014

"well, female friendships are fucking extraordinary. they don’t have to be sexual to be intense love affairs. a breakup with a female friend can be more traumatic than a breakup with a lover. i’ve always been attracted to stories that look at the love-hate complexity of close female friendships. it’s ripe for drama. did you see frances ha? that portrayed a female friendship i really understood."

keira knightley (x)

Frances Ha was such a great movie! And I love Keira Knightley. P&P forever.

(Source: knightleyfans, via minervea)

27 7 / 2014

Many Ladies wear it this way

I am so into rocking braids for summer hair. I wish my hair was long enough to do this!

(Source: rhaenys-targaryenn, via avocadosalad)

27 7 / 2014

Sometimes I am so fascinated watching Dax drink water. Also it’s usually my water in a mason jar, which makes it cuter.

Sometimes I am so fascinated watching Dax drink water. Also it’s usually my water in a mason jar, which makes it cuter.

26 7 / 2014

"

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

"

26 7 / 2014

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via occcident)

26 7 / 2014